When "sharing" goes bad.

What happens when you live in a dorm with 50 other girls and someone needs to borrow a jacket?

-You do the polite thing and let them borrow yours.

What about when someone asks you for food?

-Again, you do the polite thing and give them some.

It’s just like the bible says, if someone is thirsty, give them something to drink. If someone needs a tunic, give them yours.




(This is a tunic, in case you were wondering.)



As one might assume, sharing is the right thing to do, right?



Well,

That’s just beautiful, but I have now come to believe that sometimes sharing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. If you don’t understand, I will explain…



The other day, I was minding my own business and someone, whom I assume was trying to do the cool “sharing” thing, very generously gave me The Flu. ......Jerks.



(Maybe I should have been wearing something like this, instead of regular clothes.)


So, the point to all of this is…

Be careful when you live in the dorms! Even though you love each other so deeply and want to share everything, it’s not so great to share the FLU.

The End.